In a jaw-dropping advisory that’s sure to make hearts skip a beat, the Minister for Youth has issued a bold warning to lovers everywhere: this Valentine’s Day, sex is off the gift menu. Instead, the minister urges romantics to sweeten things up with the safer, sweeter choice — chocolate.
The minister’s statement comes amid growing debates over the commercialization and pressures of Valentine’s Day, emphasizing that relationships shouldn’t be reduced to physical favors. “If you want to impress your loved one, don’t hand over your body as a present — hand over some chocolate instead,” the official declared, sending shockwaves through social media and dating circles alike.
With red hearts, roses, and now chocolate reigning supreme, this Valentine’s message is clear: love responsibly, and let sweetness—not sex—be the ultimate symbol of affection this February 14.
